Maybe it's a fetal faux pas, but these embryonic toys, gizmos and doodads are hilariously and that's exactly why they're so damn cool.
Fetus & Placenta Crochet
This crocheted fetus and placenta by Flickr user Souvenir Kattunge would make a great and considerate gift for any expectant mother.(Link | Via)
Armed Fetus Christmas Ornament
While most pro-lifers seem to support protecting those who can't protect themselves, this ornament seems to support the idea of teaching embryos to defend themselves. (Link)
Fetus Popple
Ahh, good old Popples. Those of you who weren't children of the eighties may not be familiar with the classic toys, but even if you aren't, you can certainly appreciate seeing a fetus roll into its own bag. (Link | Photo)
Hello Kitty Fetus
If you've ever thought they have already released just about every type of Hello Kitty merchandise possible, you're right.(Link)
Fetus Soap
This lime fetus soap is a great way to work those stem cells back into your body. (Link)